Ode to H&M Nursing Tanks
Comfort, style and easy access
This new momma just relaxes
Kickin’ it in tights and tanks
All day long I have only thanks
For a shirt so form-fitting and so chic
That washes easily of spit up and leaks
Yet I will admit you have made of me a laundry sinner
I have woken up in you, wearing you hours later out for dinner
But how can I resist when comfy
Also equals polished mommy?
I would go so far as to say
You are one sexy cotton tank
You shape me up nicely sure
But at a cost that is easy to incur
Extra money along with extra time
Are what any new momma finds super fine
Although one thing that maybe doesn’t fit
As good as your trendy knit
Is that you are often out of stock
And it always comes as a stinging shock
When I happen upon a new hue
That my wardrobe decides it needs too
I scroll the pop down menu and think
How are you still out of pink?!
Maybe you could notify me ASAP
When you do fix this mishap
New mommas don’t have time to wait
They need their goods now or it is just too late
But for now, the eight I own
Well, I’ve set you up on a throne
From that first day I tried you on, baby was just two weeks old
Slipping over your soft black version, my curves were instantly bold
I immediately knew I needed to snap up
Multiple packs of these tanks with magical cups
I now have red with polka dots for the holidays
And a crisp white for brunch on Sundays
Steel gray has started to pill
Since I’ve worn it nearly every day and will still
Because to put it plainly
It really is that mainly
Your shelf holds these hardworking ladies snug
And for that, for that I am in love
Valentine’s Day Tank